Bizarre Medical Treatments
This Poison will Make you Feel Much Better!

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The Victorians had some wild ideas about medicine, and if you were feeling under the weather, you could be in for quite an adventure. Forget antibiotics or a nice rest—instead, how about some electric shocks, a dose of poison, or maybe a good bleeding to balance those pesky humors?
Let’s start with leeches. Victorians believed that most ailments were due to "bad blood," so the solution? Leech it out! Got a headache? Leeches. Sore throat? More leeches. It was a miracle these poor people had any blood left at all. Victorians were practically walking around like human juice boxes just waiting to be drained.
And then there was mercury. Feeling a bit sick? Here, drink some mercury! Sure, it's highly toxic, but it was thought to cleanse the system—right before it poisoned you. It was a favorite treatment for everything from syphilis to constipation, and no one seemed to question why it was that people taking mercury often ended up worse than when they started.
Another favorite was heroin—yes, you read that right. Heroin was marketed as a cough suppressant, and nothing soothed an irritating cough quite like a powerful opiate. Your little one won't stop coughing? Just give them a spoonful of heroin syrup. They’ll be quiet, alright—probably because they're completely knocked out.
Victorians also believed in the power of electricity. Got a bit of arthritis? Sit in an electric bath and let the current do its magic. Trouble sleeping? Try an electric belt! It was like they saw electricity and thought, "If it works for light bulbs, surely it’ll work for my nerves!"
And let’s not forget arsenic. This poisonous substance was marketed as a health tonic, a beauty enhancer, and even a way to cure your indigestion. Why just look good when you can risk death at the same time? They'd take tiny doses to get that fashionable pale look—because nothing says "healthy glow" like being one step away from poisoning.
It’s a wonder anyone survived the Victorian era at all, given that "doctor’s orders" often meant a prescription for something that could kill you faster than the actual illness. But hey, they did what they could with what they had. In the world of Victorian medicine, if you weren’t being leeched, electrocuted, or mildly poisoned, were you even trying to get better?

The Victorians had some wild ideas about medicine, and if you were feeling under the weather, you could be in for quite an adventure. Forget antibiotics or a nice rest—instead, how about some electric shocks, a dose of poison, or maybe a good bleeding to balance those pesky humors?
Let’s start with leeches. Victorians believed that most ailments were due to "bad blood," so the solution? Leech it out! Got a headache? Leeches. Sore throat? More leeches. It was a miracle these poor people had any blood left at all. Victorians were practically walking around like human juice boxes just waiting to be drained.
And then there was mercury. Feeling a bit sick? Here, drink some mercury! Sure, it's highly toxic, but it was thought to cleanse the system—right before it poisoned you. It was a favorite treatment for everything from syphilis to constipation, and no one seemed to question why it was that people taking mercury often ended up worse than when they started.
Another favorite was heroin—yes, you read that right. Heroin was marketed as a cough suppressant, and nothing soothed an irritating cough quite like a powerful opiate. Your little one won't stop coughing? Just give them a spoonful of heroin syrup. They’ll be quiet, alright—probably because they're completely knocked out.
Victorians also believed in the power of electricity. Got a bit of arthritis? Sit in an electric bath and let the current do its magic. Trouble sleeping? Try an electric belt! It was like they saw electricity and thought, "If it works for light bulbs, surely it’ll work for my nerves!"
And let’s not forget arsenic. This poisonous substance was marketed as a health tonic, a beauty enhancer, and even a way to cure your indigestion. Why just look good when you can risk death at the same time? They'd take tiny doses to get that fashionable pale look—because nothing says "healthy glow" like being one step away from poisoning.
It’s a wonder anyone survived the Victorian era at all, given that "doctor’s orders" often meant a prescription for something that could kill you faster than the actual illness. But hey, they did what they could with what they had. In the world of Victorian medicine, if you weren’t being leeched, electrocuted, or mildly poisoned, were you even trying to get better?


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